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The Cyber House Rules Written by Lewis Morton
Directed by Susie Dietter
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Production code: 3ACV09 Original Airdate on FOX: 01-Apr-2001
TV Guidesynopsis:
At her orphanage's reunion, Leela's former taunter is now a doctor,
who gives her a cosmetic second eye. And, Bender adopts 12 kids,
for the Government stipend, of course.
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> Title sequence
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Opening theme promotion:
PLEASE RISE FOR THE
FUTURAMA THEME SONG
Opening theme cartoon:
Warner Brothers - "Box Car Blues" - 1930". The little
fellow doing the "splits" on top of the boxcar is our
hero, Bosko!
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> Did You Notice...
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Jordan Eisenberg
... there's a small newspaper clipping taped to the sliding door to
Bender's kids' bedroom. It has the headline "Primitive Human Found in
Cryo-Tube" and a small picture of Fry.
Joe Klemm
... mother and the news crew in the orphanage pictures?
... when in his pajamas, the rear of the boy that's inside Bender can be shown?
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> Voice Credits
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- Starring
- Billy West (Fry, Dr. Zoidberg, Prof. Farnsworth, Cop)
- Katey Sagal (Leela)
- John DiMaggio (Bender, Elzar)
- Tress MacNeille (Basket voice, Fembot at the bar, Woman at
the orphanarium)
Guest Starring
- Phil Lamarr (Hermes Conrad)
- Lauren Tom (Amy Wong)
- David Herman
- Tom Kenny
- Kath Soucie
- Nicole St. John
- Also Starring
- Maurice LaMarche (Morbo)
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> Movie (and other) references
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+ "The Cider House Rules" (Movie)
- Episode Title
- Also Bender's little goodnight monologue that was interrupted by Smitty
and URL was from " The Cider House Rules" {MZ}
+ Good Morning America
- Good Morning Earth {JK}
+ Taco Bell (fast food restaurant)
- Taco Bellevue Hospital {JK}
- Also the "NORMAL HEALTHY BABY? SUPER-SIZE IT FOR 49c" is a refernce to
fast food restaurant promotions.
+ The Banana Boat Song (Day-o)
- "Tally me day banana." {JK}
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> Previous episode references
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- O'ZORGNAX'S PUB
- [1ACV01]
- Taco Bellevue Hospital
- [2ACV13]
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> Freeze frame fun
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Sign at the orphanarium reception:
PLEASE
ADANDON
COATS
IN LOBBY
Outside the Taco Bellevue Hospital:
NORMAL HEALTHY BABY?
SUPER-SIZE IT FOR 49c
Leela, T. on Leela's bed in the hospital.
Outside O'ZORGNAX'S PUB:
YOUR ST. RODMAN'S DAY
HEADQUARTERS!
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> Animation, continuity, and other goofs
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> Reviews
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> Comments and other observations
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> Quotes and Scene Summary {}
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% At Planet Express. On TV Linda and Morbo drinking coffee in a domestic
% setting.
Morbo: So I gave the cookies you made to Fawn and the kids, and they
couldn't believe it. They were DELICIOUS. But I digress. Tremble
puny earthlings! One day, my race will destroy you all!
% Doorbell chimes. Footsteps running away.
Leela: Can one of you guys get that?
% Fry and Bender shake heads. Leela gets the door. A basket is lying on the
% steps, childish giggling is heard from it.
Leela: Oh! It's a doorbell baby! Hello, little guy. You know, I was
abandoned as a baby, too, so...
Bender: Garbage, huh? I'll take care of it. [Stomps on the basket]
Leela: Bender, stop! It's a baby.
Bender: A baby what? [Leela kicks him in the head] Ow!
% Leela unwraps the cloth in the basket. There's a card in there.
Leela: Oh, it's just a card from the orphanarium I grew up in.
Card: [In child's voice] Leela, you're invited to a reunion at Cookieville
Minimum-Security Orphanarium.
Woman's
voice: Please stand clear of self-destructing basket.[Basket explodes]
Leela: Aah!
Bender: A reunion at your old orphanarium, hey? You going to go?
Leela: No WAY, Jose-bot. I never want to see those other orphans again. Not
after the way they used to pick on me.
% Flashback to her orphanarium time. She's on a playground. A bunch of kids
% on around her, teasing.
All: One-eye, One-eye, One-eye!
Blind
kid: Nice depth perception, One-eye! [Laughs]
Leela: How can you make fun of me, Kirk? You're blind.
Kirk: My eyes may not work, but at least I got two of them. [Laughs
hysterically. Walks away]
Leela: [Sighs] Oh.
% Back to present.
Fry: Aw, that's terrible, Leela but imagine the look on their faces when
you show up with two friends who eat all the hors d'oeuvres.
Leela: Well, I wouldn't mind rubbing my success in a few choice faces.
Bender: Set a course for adventure!
% At the orphanarium. The ship lands in a parking lot surrounded by barbwire.
% Inside. Open pipes, water dripping. A bunch of owls roam around.
Fry: Eww! What a dump.
Leela: Oh, just like old times. Gosh... the bars on the windows seemed so
much thicker back then.
% An old man walks in. He looks at Leela and clears his throat. Leela turns
% to look.
Leela: Mr. Vogel, remember me?
Vogel: Leela! [In a mean tone] You're worthless and no one will ever love
you.
% They both laugh and hug.
Leela: Oh. You used to say that all the time.
Vogel: Oh, those were happier days.
% At the reception. The room is full of people, talking. Fry is looking at the
% refreshments table.
Fry: Mmm. The gristle-in-a-blanket isn't half bad.
Bender: And try one of these Popsicle sticks. They've absorbed quite a bit
of flavor.
Leela: Hey, look! It's our old group picture.
Fry: I don't see you anywhere.
Leela: [Points] That's me over in Cootietown.
Bender: Whoa! Get a load of this average-looking guy. [Points at some kid
in the crowd]
Leela: That's Adlai Atkins. I used to have kind of a crush on him.
% Flashback. Same playground, children tease her again.
Kids: One-eye, One-eye!
Kid: [With a French accent] Stupid as a French guy!
All: One-eye, One-eye, One-eye, One-eye.
% Camera focuses on the kid Bender pointed out. He's teasing Leela just like
% everyone else. Romantic music plays.
Leela: [Dreamily] Oh!
% Back to present.
Leela: Well, it's time to say hello to the old gang.
% Gulps her drink at once. Grabs Bender's drink and gulps it as well. Grabs
% a vase from the table, throws away the flowers and gulps the content of the
% vase, then walks off.
%
% In the next room, a group of bum-looking people talking.
Man 1: So, what you been up to since you left the orphanarium?
Man 2: Oh, living in a box, fighting the shakes. You?
Man 1: Selling kidneys, teeth. Whatever falls out of me.
Leela: And what am I up to, you ask? Why, I'm a very successful space
captain.
Man 2: Oh!
Man 1: Wow!
Man 3: How nice for you, Leela.
Woman: That's so GOOD for a person with one eye.
Leela: Hey! You can't feel sorry for me. I'm a space captain and you're a
bunch of losers.
Man 1: Uh, right, right. WE're the losers. [Coughs. A tooth falls out of
his mouth]
Kirk: Well, if it isn't Old One-eye! [Laughs]
Leela: Oh, yeah? Well... shut up, Cane-boy!
Man 3: He can't hear you. He's deaf now.
Adlai: Leave Leela alone. She's leading a perfectly normal life. She's not
gussied up, duded-out, getting down or where it's at. Now run along.
% Bums walk away.
Leela: Thanks, Adlai. I guess you never really outgrow being an eyeball.
Eh, Oddball.
Adlai: Nonsense. You're a space captain. That's a fine, conventional
profession.
Leela: Well, you know, it's just for a package delivery service.
Adlai: Uh-uh! A package is just a box until it's delivered.
Leela: Huh. I'd never thought of it that way. So what do you do these days?
Adlai: Oh, I'm a doctor.
Leela: A tall doctor, you say. [Brushes her hair with her hand]
% To Fry and Bender. Bender is gulping drinks from two glasses non-stop.
% While he drinks from one glass, the bartender fills the other. Fry is
% waiting his turn. A kid runs buy, giggling. Mr. Vogel comes up to Fry
% with a bunch of kids.
Vogel: Sir, you seem pretty stable. Have you thought about adopting one of
our kids?
Fry: Sure haven't.
Vogel: Well, keep adoption in mind. It's a great way to have a kid without
having sex.
Fry: Really?
Vogel: Plus... the government will help out with a small stipend of $100 a
week.
Bender: A hundred dollars a week! [Spits out his drink. Gulps another and
spits it out too]
% To Adlai and Leela. They are looking at the same old photograph.
Adlai: I'm so sorry I teased you back then. Let me make it up to you. I can
fix it so no one EVER makes fun of you again.
Leela: You mean by beating them up. Because I've broken the blind kid's
nose like ten times, and it doesn't make any difference.
Adlai: No. I specialize in phaser eye surgery. I can build you a paraffin
eye and graft it on with skin from your foot. It won't be able to
see but you'll look like a perfectly normal, two-eyed person.
Leela: Me? Perfectly normal? [Touches her eye]
% Fry is eating the hors d'oeuvres.
Fry: Mmm. [Tries another] Mmm.
% Children's cheering is heard. Bender walks in. A bunch of kids follow him.
Bender: Sons, daughters, meet Uncle Fry.
Fry: Hey, why are those kids following you? Do you have candy stuck to
your ass?
Bender: No. It's called parenting. [To kids] Come on, dumplings. We've got
12 government stipends to collect.
Kids: Yay!
Boy: Oh, daddy's a giant toy!
% Back to Planet Express.
Prof.: Phaser eye surgery is a capital idea. I'm sure Leela's tired of
morons gaping at her eye all the time. [Gapes at Leela] Oh!
Amy: I think cosmetic surgery's great, Leela. I used to be too cute so I
had cuteness-reduction surgery [Points under her eye] here... and
[at her nose] here.
Fry: You guys are crazy. Leela doesn't need surgery. You look great the
way you are.
Leela: Oh, that's so sweet, Fry. But for once in my life, I just want to
look normal.
Fry: But you're BETTER than normal. You're ABNORMAL. If you ask me, you
shouldn't care WHAT other people think.
Leela: You're right. I'll start by not caring what YOU think. I'm getting
the surgery.
Prof.: That a girl.
Amy: Right on!
Hermes: Good call!
Zoidberg: Wonderful! And while you are under the knife you could also get an
ink pouch to help you escape your enemies.
Prof.: That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard you imbecile!
% Raises a rolled up paper to hit Zoidberg. Zoidberg shoots a faceful of ink
% at him.
Zoidberg: Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! [Runs away]
% At Taco Bellevue Hospital.
Adlai: Now, we'll find out if the operation was a success. Hold on to your
hats.
% Starts taking the bandages off. Suspense music plays. When bandages come off
% it turns out to be a blond girl. Everyone gasps.
Adlai: Oh, I'm sorry. This is the wrong patient.
% Goes to the next bed.
%
% Suspense music plays again. Everyone gasps again. Now it's Leela and she has
% two eyes. The pupil of one of the eyes falls off.
Adlai: Oops!
% Takes out a marker and draws a new pupil. Leela smiles.
% [End of Act One. Act Time: 7:56 Running Time: 7:56]
Amy: Leela, those eyes look so great on you.
Fry: Buh! I think she looked fine before.
Prof.: No.
Zoidberg: No.
Amy: Uh, no.
Hermes: Wrong.
Leela: Wow! Look at me. [Looks in the mirror. She blinks out of sync]
Although I don't have the hang of blinking yet.
Adlai: You'll get it. Personally, I try not to blink too much because it
seems flashy but when I do, I enjoy it.
Leela: [Looks in the mirror and blinks with both eyes at once] Oh! I did
it! I blunk!
Hermes: And just in time to screw up this picture I took. [Shows a picture
of Leela with both eye closed]
Leela: Hooray!
% "Pretty Woman" starts playing. Leela's coming out to the street to dump a
% box of "LEELA'S MONOCLES" in the trash. Cut to her coming out of the "EYE
% ROBOT" store wearing a pair fancy glasses, binoculars, one more pair of
% glasses on top of her head and one more in her hand. On her way she passes
% by Walt, Igner and Larry (Mom's henchmen), winks to them after she passes
% them. They lose their step and bump into each other.
%
% Cut to her and Amy applying makeup. Amy shows her how to use eye shadow on
% both eyes. Leela tries, but draws only one curve, as if for just one eye.
% Amy fixes it for her. Leela smiles happily.
%
% Cut to Leela running into Kirk. She grabs his hand and prompts him to feel
% her face. He finds that she now has to eyes and groans in disappointment.
%
% Back at Planet Express
Leela: I've never felt so unremarkable. Today I actually blended in with a
crowd! [Laughs happily]
% Bender comes in, followed by his adopted children.
Bender: Kids, meet the dirtbags I work with.
Children: Hello, dirtbags!
Amy: Oh, they're so cute! What are their names?
Bender: Kids have names?
Black
Girl: My name's Nina, and [points to the fat kid] his name's Albert...
Bender: And from now on you're all named Bender, Junior. [Takes out a check]
Lookey, here. My first government stipend check. Twelve baby
humans - 1200 wingwangs.
Girl: [Pulls Bender on his arm] Daddy Bender, we're hungry.
Bender: What is it with you kids? Every other day, it's food, food, food.
[Kids look at him sadly] Oh, fine. I'll get you some stupid food.
Albert: Could we have Bender burgers again?
Bender: No. The cat shelter's on to me.
% Fry cleans up the landing cups of the ship. Leela is working on the ship as
% well, but in a different place. Adlai comes in.
Adlai: Hello, Leela. I was at a nearby tailor getting one of my Hawaiian
shirts toned down [He's wearing a gray Hawaiian-like shirt] so I
thought I'd drop in for your follow-up exam.
Leela: Oh. That's so handsome of you.
Adlai: Just follow the light with your eyes. [Leela follows the light with
only one eye. The other remains still] Perfect! You know, a guy
could fall head over heels for a gal like you. As for me, I'm
somewhat interested myself.
Leela: What are you saying?
Adlai: I've never been good with words which is why I'm in such a delicate
conundrum. Will you go out with me this Sunday?
Leela: Sure. [Fry gasps]
Adlai: I don't know what else to say so I'll just say it. Okeydokey, see
you then.
Fry: This is so unfair. I liked you back when you were a cyclops. That
guy's only interested now that you have two eyes.
Leela: You're just jealous.
Fry: No, I'm not. Oh, wait. I am. But my point remains valid.
Leela: Fry, I just want to try dating a normal man who if you go somewhere
with him no one says he's crummy. I think I deserve that once in
life.
Zoidberg: Be careful with that Adlai, Leela. He's a doctor. They're very poor.
Leela: Actually, most doctors are rich.
Zoidberg: What?! When did this happen? You're joking, right? [Grabs Leela and
starts shaking her] That's not funny!
% Bender and the orphans at O'ZORGNAX'S PUB
Bender: Okay, they've got everything you need here. Booze, a couple of
peanuts. They've got a crapper in the back. That's one of the things
you kids do, right?
Albert: Yeah.
Bender: Then knock yourself out. [Kids cheer and scatter] Hey, hey! Only eat
and drink enough to barely keep yourselves alive. I'm trying to make
a profit here. [Sits down at the bar]
Nina: Daddy, Beverly's hitting me.
Bender: [Gives her a bat] Here.
Nina: [Takes the bat] oh! [Laughs and runs away]
Fembot: [Comes up to Bender] These kids yours?
Bender: Yeah.
Fembot: Ooh. I'm attracted to a man with responsibility.
Bender: That's me, baby. Let me just ditch the kids in an alley and we can
go have some fun.
Boy: [Knocks on Bender's side] Daddy Bender?
Bender: Son, Daddy's trying to score with a cheap floozy right now so he
needs you to cram a Tinkertoy in it.
Boy: I love you, Daddy Bender. [Hugs him. Other kids join him]
Bender: Hey, what the hell are you doing? Quit hugging me.
Fembot: I guess you're busy. I'll catch you later.
Bender: [To kids] You morons, I don't know what you're trying to pull but I
got half a mind to hug each and every one of you and see how YOU
like it. [Children cheer]. Oh. Come on. [Groans]
% Leela and Adlai are in the car.
Adlai: I thought I'd take you some place ordinary. A place NO ONE could
object to.
Leela: That sounds wonderful.
% They go to "MUNICIPAL ARBORETUM". In the arboretum at the ALTAIREAN
% BOUQUET TREE.
Man: I'd like an extra-beautiful bouquet for my extra-gorgeous
sweetheart. [The tree hands him a bouquet]
Adlai: Average, please. [The tree hands him a bouquet of yellow flowers.
He gives them to Leela]
Leela: Oh, Adlai, I've had a wonderful time today. No one's stared at me,
or avoided staring at me or tried to burn me. You make me feel so
not weird.
Adlai: Leela, you're 999,999 in a million.
% Romantic music starts. They look at each other. They go in for the kiss, but
% Adlai pulls back after a short smooch. Music stops. Leela stands a while,
% then also pulls back and smiles.
%
% Later, at Elzar's.
Leela: Thanks for coming out to get to know my boyfriend. Isn't he dreamy?
Zoidberg: Totally. [Chomps loudly on a piece of food]
Adlai: Uh, listen, I just want you all to know your Leela's one standard
lady.
Leela: Oh, Adlai, stop.
Fry: What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren't
normal, and that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg. [Points
at Zoidberg] He's a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage,
and does.
Zoidberg: Damn right.
Fry: And the Professor's a senile, amoral crackpot. [Professor babbles
nonsensically] Hermes is a Rastafarian accountant.
Hermes: Tally me banana.
Fry: Amy's a klutz from Mars.
Amy: [Drops her glass. It breaks] Oops.
Prof.: And Fry, you've got that brain thing.
Fry: I already did. So, Leela, do you want to be like us or do you want
to be like Adlai with no severe mental or social problems
whatsoever?
Leela: That's the dumbest question I ever heard.
Prof.: She's right.
Zoidberg: No doubt about it.
Amy: Duh.
Hermes: Daylight come.
% Bender walks by carrying a chair over his head, knocking people who get in
% the way on the head with it.
Bender: Coming through; watch your head. [He accidently hits Zoidberg]
Zoidberg: Help, I'm under attack. [Shoots ink at everyone. Everyone groans]
Bender: [At the table with children] Remember your manners, kids. Forks go
in the left pocket, spoons in the right.
Elzar: [Brings a roasted chicken] Which one of you cutie-muffins gets the
children's spicy squab?
Kid: [Popping out from inside of Bender] Me.
Bender: Tut-tut-tut! What do we say when someone gives you something?
Kid: 'Bout time!
Bender: That's my boy.
Elzar: And here's your check. Bam! [Hands Bender a check. Bender looks at
it and gasps]
Albert: I got to go poopy.
Bender: Well, you should have gone poopy before it was time to run out on
the check. Come on, go, go! Through the kitchen! [Kids get up and
run]
Elzar: You little crooks. If I catch you I'm going to make cutie-muffin
gumbo! [Bender laughs]
% Back at the Planet Express crew table
Adlai: You know, seeing that strange robot force 12 children to do his
bidding makes me think about kids of our own.
Leela: Us? Me? You? Kids?
Adlai: That's correct. It's time to stop living this vida bachelor loca.
Settle down and have kids.
Leela: Oh, Adlai. This is the most beautiful moment of my life. [Zoidberg
makes whoop-whoop sounds and splashes ink in her face, covering her
completely]
% [End of Act Three. Act Time: 7:18 Running Time: 15:14]
% At Robot Arms Apartments. Kids run around, yelling in Bender and Fry's
% apartment, which now has bunks for children.
Albert: Daddy Bender, I want a piggyback ride.
Bender: Daddy's tired. Let's just have another dogpile on Fry.
% Fry groans as children pile up on him.
Girl: Tell us a story, Daddy Bender.
Kids: [Together] Story! Story! Story!
Bender: All right, fine. Gather round.
Kids: Yeah!
Nina: We want to hear this one again. [Hands Bender a folder]
Bender: [Takes the folder and opens it. Clear his throat] Bender's Arrest
Record, by the police. On March 3 at 2:00 PM, Bender was caught
shoplifting.
Boy: Yeah, show us the picture.
% Bender shows his police photo to everyone. Kids cheers.
Bender: Okay, kids, it's 9:00, and you know what that means. Daddy's sick of
looking at you, so go to bed. [Children groan in disappointment] The
grown-ups have to talk. [To Fry] Come on, Ma.
% In the other room.
Bender: Now, to figure out how much money I'm raking in off those twerps.
[Laughs. Puts on a bookkeeper hat, mumbles to himself] Oh... I need
a calculator.
Fry: You ARE a calculator.
Bender: I mean a GOOD calculator. Minus the food, the bunny-rabbit
wallpaper... [Gasps] I'm getting 100 bucks a kid, and they're
costing me 110!
Fry: There goes my new kitchen cabinets.
Bender: I'm not sitting through one more PTA meeting. The kids have got to
go.
% A door opens up on Bender's body and a little kid pokes his head out.
Kid: Daddy, how do I flush you?
Bender: [Groans in frustration] Go to bed!
% The kid runs off. Bender pushes down on his antenna. Flushing sound is heard.
%
% To Leela and Adlai at Adlai's house. They are sitting on a sofa, doing a
% jigsaw puzzle.
Adlai: You know doing this jigsaw puzzle of a pacifier factory makes me
want to have children with you all the more.
Leela: Adlai, I was thinking. Since we're both orphans maybe we should
adopt a child.
Adlai: Adoption. Yes, that's acceptable. Heck, it's more than acceptable.
It's adequately satisfactory.
% To Bender's apartment, which now has a sign over the entrance:
%
% HONEST BENDER'S STOLEN
% CAR PARTS BOUTIQUE
% AND ORPHANATRIUM
%
% Leela and Adlai come in.
Bender: [Talking on the phone] Hello, Imperial Dragon Restaurant? I've got a
herd of you-know-whats for sale. [Pause] Let me check. [Picks up one
of the kids] Oh, aren't you a cutie? [Puts him down. To the phone]
About 35 pounds.
% Fry pats him on the shoulder and points to Leela and Adlai.
Bender: What?! Ah! Wha...
Leela: Hi, Bender. We'd like to adopt a child.
Bender: Well, you've come to the right place because Honest Bender's because
Honest Bender's Orphanarium MEANS discount orphans. Now, little lady
what do I have to do to send you home with 12 orphans today?
Adlai: Uh, I'm afraid we only want one.
Bender: Whatever you say, Chief. I'll show you what I got in stock.
Leela: [To Adlai] I remember this from when we were kids. The warden would
trot you out in front of prospective parents and they'd judge you
like a piece of meat.
Fat kid: I'm Albert.
Leela: Kind of fatty.
Bender: Then how about this little number? [Pushes a Nina in front] Purebred
human. No vampire in there.
Leela: Uh... Uh...
Adlai: Mmm... Uh...
Bender: If you're strapped for cash you might want to consider this
irregular unit. [Picks up a girl with an ear on her forehead and
a sash "AS IS"] Cursed with a third ear but so full of that
emotion I understand is called love.
Girl: One time, I did 100 jump ropes.
Leela: Oh... I can't decide. We're going to have to think about it.
Bender: Okay, kids, grown-ups got to talk now. Time for bed.
Albert: [Whining] But it's 10:00 in the morning.
Bender: I said hit the hay!
% Kids yell and run to the bedroom and climb on they beds.
Leela: Oh, they're all so adorable.
Bender: Yeah. You know, it's times like this I can hardly bear to let them
go. [To kids] Good night, you princes of Maine you kings of New New
England.
% Cops break into the apartment.
Human cop: You're under arrest for child cruelty, child endangerment,
depriving children of food selling children AS food and
misrepresenting the weight of livestock.
% They slap handcuffs on him.
Bender: If you had kids of your own, you'd understand.
% Everyone is escorted away. At the police station. Children, Bender and fry
% are in the cell. Leela, Adlai and the cops are outside.
Leela: Officer, would it be all right if we adopted one of the kids?
Cop: Might as well. They're just going to rot in the evidence locker.
% In the cell, children are teasing the three-eared girl.
Kids: Nice ear! [Laugh] Hey, Three Ears!
Leela: I've made up my mind. Let's adopt her.
Adlai: Her? But there's plenty of normal ones.
Leela: Come on, Adlai. She could really use a mom and dad.
Kids: [Teasing] Ear Face, Ear Face, Sally won the ugly race.
Adlai: On the other hand, the children bring up a good point. She does have
an ear on her face.
Leela: Well, so what? She may be different but she still deserves a good
home.
Adlai: Oh, all right. If you really want that one, I can give her an
operation to make her acceptable.
Leela: [Indignant] She doesn't need an operation. She's fine the way she
is.
Adlai: Oh, and I suppose you were fine the way you were.
Leela: Damn right I was.
Fry: Yay!
Leela: [To Fry] Shut up, Fry. [To Adlai] Now, look, Adlai, I'm proud to be
different and I just wish I'd realized that when I was her age.
Sally: I also have a tail.
Leela: Now, take me to the hospital and put my eye back the way it was,
right now.
Adlai: Why should I do that?
Leela: [Grabs his shirt and pushes him up against the bars] Listen, buddy,
by the end of the day one of us is going to have one eye.
% To Orhpanarium. Everyone is gathered at the entrance.
Vogel: In recognition of Bender's generous gift of 12 orphans and a
government check for 1200 wingwangs I hereby rename this building...
The "BENDER B. RODRIGUEZ ORPHANARIUM".
% Everyone applauds. Vogel shakes Bender's hand.
Fry: It's good to have the old, weird-looking Leela back.
Leela: [Hugs him] Aw, you're a true friend, Fry. I guess there's nothing
wrong with being a little weird.
Fry: Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything.
Albert: [To Bender] We'll miss you, Daddy Bender.
Nina: We know robots don't have emotions, but... we drawed you this
picture.
Sally: So if you ever miss us even just a teeny bit, you can look at it.
% They hand him a crudely drawn picture of him surrounded by children. He has
% a candy cane in his mouth.
Bender: Hey, I smoke a cigar, not a candy cane. Sheesh.
% Crumples the drawing and throws it inside himself. Children groan ad leave.
% He waits till they are gone, then takes out the drawing, evens it out and
% sticks it to the back of his door by a magnet. He sighs.
% Kids cheers and run back to hug him.
Bender: Hey, what the...? Whoa! [They bring him down, totally covering him]
Get away! Come on! I just got all that gum off of there. Hey, hey,
uh, stop that... I hate you! I hate you all!
% [End of Act Three. Act Time: 6:34 Running Time: 21:48]
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> Contributors
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{JE} Jordan Eisenberg
{JK} Joe Klemm
{MZ} Mike Zaite
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