The Official* "Spackle Boy"
Fan Club Web Page
*Not an official fan club or web page.
The Complete Adventures
The complete adventures of "Spackle Boy" (and
his lazy good-for-nothing sidekick, "The Hero Santon ®")
are available online, courtesy of
Salon magazine:
- 14-Feb-1997 ·
Dr. WinkWink's irony ray.
- 21-Feb-1997 ·
Extended nipples & threatening
codpieces.
- 14-Mar-1997 ·
Pubic hair, macaroni & gold paint.
- 21-Mar-1997 ·
Aggressively self-conscious.
- 28-Mar-1997 ·
Love handles.
Graphically illustrating the need for
Spackle Boy!
- 4-Apr-1997 ·
The tragic death of Gwendolynne.
- 11-Apr-1997 ·
Directionless and horribly drawn.
Foreshadowing Spackle Boy!
- 18-Apr-1997 ·
With themes and character development.
First appearance of Spackle Boy!
- 25-Apr-1997 ·
Nipples & codpieces return.
Starring Spackle Boy!
- 2-May-1997 ·
The epic battle with The Evil Codpiece Man.
- 9-May-1997 ·
The death of Santon.
- 16-May-1997 ·
Disturbing, yet extremely hot.
- 23-May-1997 ·
Grappling with the platypus controversy.
- 30-May-1997 ·
Santon vs. celebrity interviews.
- 6-Jun-1997 ·
Attack of the evil Hearst "suits."
- 13-Jun-1997 ·
The tear-jerking final episode.
Read
an interview with Don Asmussen for possible
clues about "Spackle Boy's" true identity!!!
Save "Spackle Boy!"
What can one person do to save "Spackle Boy" and support his
holy mission? Puhlenty!
- Read Bad Reporter.
- Buy the San Francisco Comic Strip Book!
Buy copies of Don Asmussen's
Book of Big-Ass Mocha for friends, family, and
complete strangers. Soon Asmussen will make enough money to buy
the entire Hearst Corporation. Then he can rename The
San Francisco Chronicle to The "Spackle Boy" Times.
- Buy Hemp! When you buy hemp, you simultaneously save
the planet and destroy the Hearst Corporation. (Full details of
the nefarious hemp/Hearst conspiracy theory can be obtained at
any hemp shop, or just call up Woody Harrelson's cellular phone
the next time he's climbing the Golden Gate Bridge.) That way,
Asmussen will be able to buy them for a song!
- Demand that San Francisco Comic Strip be printed
on archival-quality hemp paper! This is killing two birds
with one stone, though strictly speaking, killing birds isn't
a good way to save the planet.
- Spackle that crack! 'Nuff said.
The importance of Spackle Boy's mission is amply demonstrated
in this installment of
CNMTV's Israel World.
What if Asmussen doesn't want to draw "Spackle Boy"
anymore? Three words: Steven King's Misery.
Sad Footnote, 2021: Don Asmussen, R.I.P.
Fan Art Gallery
Most fan club web pages have a section devoted to "fan art,"
featuring crude scribblings of trademarked characters, which
inevitably attract evil lawyers who force the owner of the
web page to cease and desist. Unfortunately, we haven't been
able to find fans who could render "Spackle Boy" properly,
even by the low standards of fan art. And the evil lawyer
thing would be horribly redundant.
"Whatever with a vengeance! ®"
-- The Hero Santon ®
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