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10th Anniversary Photos
Critical Mass 10th Anniversary

This page is still under construction. I've got a dozen more photos to add, and I'm going to reorganize it all into two pages (another one for Car-Free Day, such as it was). So stay tuned.

Getting To The Ride

Chicago Massers enjoy the bike mural.
 Some folks came from elsewhere for the big party. Here are three Chicago Massers enjoying the bike mural.

The Critical Mass 10th anniversary was a big deal, to say the least. There were so many people biking to the ride, we formed multiple mini-Masses along the way. The next day's San Francisco Chronicle carried a photo of one of these packs, claiming it was Critical Mass. The photo itself, however, shows that the pack was arriving at Justin "Pee Wee" Herman Plaza before the ride.

We massed to the Mass.
 When I turned onto Market Street, I ended up massing to the Mass with 80 bicyclists (above).

There was a huge throng of riders at Pee Wee Plaza. I wanted to get a panoramic photo, but it was so crowded that I could barely roll my bike and its elaborate trailer full of gifts around, much less park it somewhere while I went climbing. So my photos are all at eye level, and don't really do justice to the size of the crowd:

The Lorax and others at Pee Wee Plaza.
 I was pretty happy see the Lorax there (above).
 Justin Herman Plaza has an old and unimproved sign with some "bicycle riding prohibited" nonsense on it. Fortunately, there was a new and improved sign put up right below it! I made a mental note to learn how to ride a unicycle, because of course I want to fight terrorism. Also, the old and unimproved sign doesn't say anything about prohibiting unicycle riding ...
Fight Terrorism - Learn to ride a Unicycle or THEY WIN!
 A guy named Frank carries a sign up and down Market Street to warn people about the Zegnatronic conspiracy. This thing is huge (involving multiple galaxies). Anyway, a place calling itself "Green Machines" has an ad on the back of his sign (below). This place sold motorized scooters and other noisy, polluting devices, which aren't very green at all. Their gadgets aren't welcome at Critical Mass, though Frank, who is human-powered, certainly is.
Not-so-Green Machines.

Mona with her 10th Anniversary handbills.
 Mona (above) was looking a bit like the woman on the handbills, but with some sort of subtle difference (I just can't put my finger on it). Oh well, nothing to worry about, right?

Critical Mass Worcester

 Using the list of cities at www.critical-mass.org, a friend of mine made a sign for every city on the planet that has had a Critical Mass. This was about 315 cities, so he made a bunch more that said "Earth." I was lucky enough to get ahold of two signs for locations that have meaning for me.

 I carried one sign for the city of Worcester, where I took part in my very first first trees vs. cars battle, which is what got me started with a career in environmental journalism. I'm happy to report that the trees are still standing, not far from where Worcester Critical Mass departs.

 I also carried a sign for Omaha. I'd participated in the first Omaha Critical Mass in August, so it may be the youngest Mass represented in the anniversary ride.

Critical Mass Omaha

Ascended above the cars.

Balloons relieve neck strain.
 The ride got underway after much delay, and was slow going at first. My friends from Chicago were wearing balloons (above) and other colorful decorations (below).
Daniel and Sarah.

Some folks were dressed up as the "Axles of Evil Knievel". What's all this about evil? Should I be concerned?

Evil Knievel Clare Riding High
 One evil person was riding high (above) and another one was riding low (below). Take a good look at the photo below, because somebody's wearing a traffic sign that says, "Turn Engine Off. Save Fuel."
Evil Knievel Joe Riding Low

Waving Muni through.
 Let the record show: In support of alternative forms of transportation, we waved the F-line through the Mass (above). We waved some buses through, as well. Happy Car-Free Day! Lillian peers out (below).
Lillian enjoys the ride.

Nice ink.
Celebrate bicycles.